Captain Jack Sparrow's Wench


    Location:
    The Black Pearl
    Home or favorite faire Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire
    About Me Well, obviously I'm obsessed with pirates. My other loves include music, art, writing and RUM! I'm a musician, painter, photographer and writer... with a passion for life... both my own and that of others.
    Music The Darkness, Stone Gods, Motley Crue, Sixx: AM, U2, Bob Dylan, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Aerosmith, Thin Lizzy, Poison, Queen, KISS, The Beatles, Guns N Roses, Buckcherry, AC/DC, Black Sabbath
    Movies Pirates of the Caribbean (I,II and III), The Crow, Sleepy Hollow, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Benny and Joon, anything with Johnny Depp... The Holiday, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, the Labyrinth, Wayne's World, Zoolander, Love Actually, Anchorman, School of Rock, Extreme Days, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, Return to Me, Spinal Tap, Still Crazy, Interview with a Vampire, Rent, Phantom of the Opera
    TV Family Guy, Coupling, Not Going Out, Absolutely Fabulous, Simpsons, Friends, Sex and the City, A Haunting
    Books "The Heroin Diaries" by Nikki Sixx, "The Dirt" by Motley Crue, "Bono in Conversation" by Michka Assayas, "Killing Bono" by Neil McCormick, "U2 & I" by Anton Corbijn, The Testament, Ireland, The Art of the Pirates of the Caribbean, Permission to Rock, The Darkness Talking, The Screwtape Letters, You Can Heal Your Life, The Power of Now, "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer
    Likes Gibson Les Paul Guitars, Nikki Sixx, Dan Hawkins (the guitarist), quirky but dark guys, chocolate, music, vampires, pirates, gothic art, antiques, fantasy, horses, Stella Artois, Guinness, RUM
    Dislikes apathy. selfishness. intended ignorance.
    Hobbies Music (I sing and play guitar), painting, photography, writing, stalking rock stars (kidding?), playing with my nephew
    Vices procrastination. Shopping. daydreaming (a bit too much?)
    Virtues optimism. eccentricity. nocturnalness (is that a word?). creativity. loyalty.
    Heroes Jesus Christ (the real guy, not the false religious picture we see today), my Grandpa (Dolphus T. Shaddock), Uncle Donny, Bono, Nikki Sixx...Those who are willing to dream out loud and at high volume.
    Yahoo ID jacksparrowswench
    Here For Dating, Friendships, Networking, Relationships
    Relationship Status Single
    Orientation Straight
    Children Maybe Someday
    Body Type Slim / Slender
    Height 5'6"
    Religion Mind Your Own Business
    Ethnicity Undead
    Smoke Socially
    Drink Yes

    Any single pirates?

    Wednesday, July 30, 2008, 04:51 AM [General]

    So, this may come across as... well, I don't know... but are there any single pirates (male... sorry wenches, I need a good sword, if you catch my drift) between the ages of 27 and 35 (just guidelines...) that would like to meet up for a pint sometime?  It would help if you're in the southern california area...

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    I am Jack Sparrow :-)

    Thursday, June 28, 2007, 01:12 AM [General]

    You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, You are definitely quirky and often mistaken for mad but if anyone is truly paying attention they can see there is method to your madness. You try really hard to be bad but in the end you tend to do the right thing.

    Captain Jack Sparrow

    100%

    Sinbad

    92%

    Mary Read

    75%

    Black Beard

    67%

    Will Turner

    58%

    Captain James T. Hook

    50%

    Morgan Adams

    42%

    Captain Barbosa

    42%

    Long John Silvers

    42%

    Dread Pirate Roberts

    33%

    What kind of Pirate are you?
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    What We Learn From Pirates of the Caribbean

    Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 11:56 PM [General]

    * He who sleeps with pigs will rise with odor.
    * Don't take other people's treasure, even if they're dead.
    * Pirates are not all bad.
    * Rum is very handy for starting large fires.
    * Increasing one's vocabulary is a good thing.
    * When bargaining, be sure the terms are very clear.
    * Monkeys can be cursed.
    * Be very careful when telling people a fake name.
    * The closet is probably not the best hiding place.
    * Sometimes people deserved to be slapped.
    * Not all treasure is silver and gold.
    * A good decision can be a wrong decision if made for the wrong reasons.
    * Dogs are useless for prison escapes.
    * Know when to break the rules. Sometimes "codes" are merely guidelines!
    * Some people are as vacant as a hotel run by Norman Bates.
    * Try not to fall behind. People will leave you.
    * On occasion, the booze must be sacrificed for the greater good.
    * Avoid picking up hats that are floating in the ocean.
    * Some people are entirely too caught up with their titles.
    * Deals made in desperation can only end badly.
    * To avoid misunderstandings, use first names when doling out assignments.
    * A flogging from someone who loves you might spare you from a worse flogging from someone who doesn't.
    * There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes
    * Sometimes it's not about winning or losing.
    * Be very suspicious when someone suggests that you settle their debts.
    * Why fight when you can negotiate?
    * Sea monsters have a remarkably predictable attack plan.
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